I gotta go. idk where but I gotta go.
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lovingnolove-deactivated2023010:
Neil Hilborn, Our Numbered Days excerpt from ocd
me: *pulling petals off flower* he loves me. he loves me not. he loves m-
flower: he’s cheating on you susan
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REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S
my weapon of choice during school yard fights
DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig
Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.
I’ll allow it.
I have but two words:
Are those a weapon or piece of armor?
Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like
Perfection.
I ride into battle on one of these
Animal Companions
Fresh combat
Monks have to use these
Wizard’s Spell book
Warlock Patrons
Archfey
Fiend
Celestial
Great Old One
The undying
THE B A R D
It got better since I last saw it
This is so weird bc being born in 1997 I saw all these toys… old, dirty, and faded by the sun
it’s so weird to think of them as new and current toys rather than the relics of a bygone age
Currency
Dungeon:
the party embarks upon a laser quest
for those who feel uneasy but don’t remember, that feeling is correct
Potion of Haste
(via gotta-have-faye)
There’s a demon in my casket and I think that we’ve fallen in love, and most nights, I wish it was you..
This video has utterly undone me
[All with thick, scottish accents]
Lad 1: An’ you’re sure I’m not gonna die? …ah- no- I can’t, I canne get- no, no
Lad 1: *hits bong*
*2 lads off camera squealing and laughing*
Lad 2 (off camera): ohh wee man, wee man! keep breathing in wee man! …oh, wee man… you’ll be feeling this…
Lad 1 (enunciating clearly): …I’m actually bisexual.
The fact that it opens with a map of where they are doing this shenanigans really makes it.
Ace of Cups
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